Facebook account Legal Disclaimer aka Social Legal Disclaimer

Last modified on 2012.02.14 – version 1

It occurred to me today that there is a genuine need for normal people to protect their interests and online life.  Nowadays when copyright has become more like a weapon than a tool, when our social internet is threatened with extinction I believe that is a good idea for everyone to start posting legal disclaimers, at least in theory to protect ourselves against ill intended people or organizations. Here is my version of “Facebook disclaimer” based almost entirely on Herche’s Blog Disclaimer found here that is one of my favorite disclaimers that i have found until now.

You have my permission to copy a part or the entire post written here as long as you keep or write clearly write an attribution to the original post found here ( http://ledux.blogspot.com/2005/03/herches-blog-disclaimer.html ) and my website post here ( ). The original post content was used with permission per his disclaimers page of http://ledux.blogspot.com/

How to use:

  1. Replace “LINK TO YOUR PROFILE PAGE ” text with your Facebook profile link for example: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000891117685 or http://www.facebook.com/your.user.name
  2. Replace “YOUR PROFILE/USER ID” with the number found in your profile link for example: 100000891117685 or your Username if you have set one in General Account Settings, be careful because changing the username can invalidate the disclaimer!
  3. Post the result in an accessible place on your profile/timeline page, under the name/title “Legal Disclaimer”. Be sure the disclaimer is shared as public and not only to your close friends. In Facebook you can for example use a NOTE with the title “Legal Disclaimer”. Another idea of posting this Legal Disclaimer on Facebook is by creating a picture with this text and post it in your Facebook albums.
  4. You are done !
  5. Please bookmark this page and check regularly for updates. I will try to do my best to update it if it’s necessary.
This Disclaimer can be used also on others websites used by you. As such you can change the term “Facebook” with Google, Pinterest or any other service that you use.
If you are a lawyer with experience in this matters and you want to help you can contact me here with opinions and improvements on this disclaimer or with other ideas designed to better protect everybody’s digital life and rights.

Here is the the legal disclaimer. You can start copying from here:

The following is my legal disclaimer based on based on Herche’s Blog Disclaimer ( http://ledux.blogspot.com/2005/03/herches-blog-disclaimer.html ) , modified by usefulfor.me ( http://usefulfor.me/?p=394 ). If you plan to use this disclaimer check  http://usefulfor.me/?p=394 and modify it using your personal informations ! Sharing this disclaimer “as is” won’t do you any good ! 2012.02.14 – version 1

Legal Disclaimer

based on Herche’s Blog Disclaimer , modified by usefulfor.me)

LINK TO YOUR PROFILE PAGE and all the materials included or promoted by the Facebook user with this id: YOUR PROFILE/USER ID (hereafter “this Facebook account”) will abide by, adhere to, accept responsibility for, endure under and act with respect toward the following weblog disclaimer:

By accessing this Facebook account, a web browser (hereafter “user“) is consents that s/he is familiar with, understands and absolutely accepts the following weblog disclaimer:

The views expressed by the authors on this Facebook account do not necessarily reflect the views of this Facebook account, those who link to this Facebook account, the author’s mother, father, sister, brother, uncle, aunt, grandparents, cousins, step relations, any other blood relative and the author himself, this Facebook account’s web host, template designer, or any other organization, service, motto, logo, insignia or avatar in any way connected with this Facebook account.

Comments on this Facebook account are the sole responsibility of their writers and the writer will take full responsibility, liability, and blame for any libel or litigation that results from something written in or as a direct result of something written in a comment. The accuracy, completeness, veracity, honesty, exactitude, factuality and politeness of comments are not guaranteed.

All trademarks, service marks, collective marks, design rights, personality rights, copyrights, registered names, mottos, logos, avatars, insignias and marks used or cited by this Facebook account are the property of their respective owners and this Facebook account in no way accepts any responsibility for an infringement on one of the above.

Although it may claim otherwise, this Facebook account does not offer legal, medical, psychiatric, veterinary, gynecological, archaeological, astronomical, astrological, ontological, paleontological, philosophical, axiological, audiological, bacteriological, mineralogical, criminological, terminological, dermatological, ecclesiastical, campanological, phrenological, phonological, technological, hematological, campanological, neurological, psychobiological, urological, ufological, typological,, mythological, hydrological, xylological, zoological, logical or any other kind of professional advice. Nothing on this Facebook account should be construed as professional advice including, but not limited to, the above list.

The information provided on this Facebook account is of a general, broad, sweeping, large, wide-ranging, wide-reaching and wide-spread nature and cannot substitute for the advice of a licensed professional or chiropractor. A competent authority with specialized knowledge is the only one who can address the specific circumstances of your predicament. We can try, but this disclaimer frees us of any liability if negative consequences result from our efforts.

Please contact your local bar association, law society, neighborhood association of jurists, medical board, county hospital, phone book, online directory, local emergency number in your jurisdiction, mother or Google to find a or obtain a referral to a competent professional. If you do not have reasonable means of contacting an attorney-at-law, lawyer, civil law notary, barrister, solicitor, medical professional, coroner or any other professional in the area of your inquiry, meaning you are an orphaned, computer-illiterate social hazard, please exit this window and get your life in order.

This Facebook account has no control over the information you access via outbound link(s) in the post text, sidebar, header, footer or comment sections. This Facebook account does not endorse linked website(s), cannot guarantee the accuracy of any information found by following said links or the correctness of any analysis found therein and should not be held responsible for it or the consequences of a user’s use of that information. If you are curious about the veracity of something you find, please follow the directions in the above paragraph and consult the appropriate experts.

This Facebook account may inadvertently link to content that is obscene, prurient, useless, hate-filled, poisonous, pornographic, frivolous, empty, rotten, bad, disgusting, hostile, repulsive, virulent, infectious, malignant, antagonistic, irritating, obnoxious, harsh, embittered, rancorous, resentful, acrimonious, pestilential, baneful, noxious, toxic, venomous, pernicious or repetitive. This Facebook account in no way condones, endorses or takes responsibility for such content.

This Facebook account publishes content regularly and said content is maintained in reference to the protections afforded it under local, provincial, state, martial, federal, international and mafia law. Publication of information found on this Facebook account may be in violation of the laws of the city, county, state, country or other jurisdiction from where you are viewing this Facebook account’s content and laws in your jurisdiction may not protect or allow the same kinds of speech or distribution. In the case that the laws of the jurisdiction where this Facebook account’s content is maintained and those of yours conflict, this Facebook account does not encourage, condone, facilitate, recommend or protect the violation of any laws and cannot be responsible for any violations of such laws.

Because the World Wide Web is an integrated net of communication, discussion and litigation, this Facebook account encourages the distribution of its content. Cross, reciprocal or just plain friendly hyperlinking is consistent with this information sharing and this disclaimer should not be construed as a condemnation of any linking practices. That said, any reproduction of this Facebook account’s content must credit the website by name and Uniform Resource Locator (URL). Should you link to this domain or use, reproduce, republish, regurgitate, repeat, reiterate, rebound, reecho, reverberate, mimic, imitate, parrot or duplicate the information contained on this Facebook account, you alone are responsible for that action and should, under threat of litigation, credit this Facebook account by name and URL.

This Facebook account is not recommended for inmates, ingrates or anyone professing an irrational fear of cats or any other mammal, those who have a penchant for time wasting, illiterates, lawyers, governments, governmental agencies, terrorist groups, anyone affiliated to terrorist groups, religious groups and people that might deem the materials found on this Facebook account as offensive. Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant or are nursing are advised to consult their husband and physician before reading this Facebook account. Eating before reading may result in unhealthy indigestion. Not recommended for people over the age of 120, unborn babies and people with any past, present and future medical conditions.

This is the end of the disclaimer, only copy the text up to this point, NOT including this sentence.

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8 Responses to “Facebook account Legal Disclaimer aka Social Legal Disclaimer”

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    April 8th, 2014 at 4:40 am  (Quote)

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    April 20th, 2016 at 12:04 pm  (Quote)

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    April 20th, 2016 at 12:04 pm  (Quote)

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    April 20th, 2016 at 12:06 pm  (Quote)

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